>> Ring Ring Ring>> 'Hello?'>>>> 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'>>>> 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'>>>> After a brief pause,>>>> Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'>>>> 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right >>now.'>>>> Brief pause.>>>> 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone >>down on>> the>> table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to >>Mommy>> that Daddy's car Just pulled into the driveway.'>>>> 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'>>>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.>>>> 'I did it, Daddy.'>>>> 'And what happened, honey?' He asked.>>>> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes >>on and>> ran around screaming.>>>> Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and >>now she>> isn't moving at all!'>>>> 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'>>>> 'He jumped out of the bed With no clothes on, too.>>>> He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into >>the>> swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the >>water>> last week to clean it.>>>> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'>>>> ***Long Pause***>>>> ***Longer Pause***>>>> ***Even Longer Pause***>>>> Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ............ Is this 486-5731
الثلاثاء أكتوبر 09 2007, 16:08
